My name is Eli the Emu Man and I'm here to Man your Emus! White/genderfluid man/bisexual. He/him/his. Not an explicit blog but I'm an adult and sometimes post or share things about sex or drugs, so if that makes you uncomfortable please don't follow, and you can unfollow at anytime for any reason, it's ok I promise.
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i’ m something of a pigeons and rats myself
(via spitfiresinspace)
look at my cat